Mickeys Revenge

So im sitting down in the front room watching "Return of the King" and feel something tickle my foot. Mus musculus or the common mouse was sitting on my foot licking his arse. Even though i am a tattooed and often angry looking man i am shit scared of mice so i screamed and made for the door, i ran into the back garden and climbed on the garden table in fear in full view of our neighbours = much loss of kudos. Karmic revenge Mickey style.....

"Mickey"
Mickey you mouse
why live in my house
eating my honey nut loops
and sitting on my foot
Why not live in the fields
dodging the birds of prey
and the hungry cats
and nasty traps.
Mickey you mouse
with your grey coat
Living in my house
i dont really mind
just stay underneath the floorboards
with your little beds of tissue
and your collection of interesting fluff.