Apologies of the week

Work is there for no purpose other than to pay for skate gear and to act as a source of bolts,resin and hardware for skate purposes. I have been there three months and thats a record for me ie three months without threatening anybody with violence or pain. Today that record was broken as (Reg) was grabbed by the throat and got a good shout in the face from yours truly Mr G Bastard. I forgot that at work you can expect no thanks gfrom anybody for extra work done or hard work, this pissed me off as it seemed i was the only one doing any work last week inc senior management. I will serve a penance for this outburst and will listen to his endless chat bollocks about his allotment. Reg is a bloke in his mid sixties who prattles on about his pension (which the government nicked off him)his allotment and his job which he loves. As an old dude he moans non stop about fucking anything at all. You give a subject and he'll moan about it endlessly until you see a white light and dead relatives. This dude will moan you to death.

Reg you bastard i'm sorry for grabbing you by the throat, Ricky sorry for slagging off your girlfriend, Kez i know your pregnant but you still make me horny,sorry to the office girls who although i think im witty and charming i am a letch who dribbles and stares at your tits as you well know. Sorry to Gaz who showed me his new phone which i quickly set to go off at 4.00 am and the thick bastard never sussed me hahahahahahahaha. Gaz sorry man i cussed you out for being a dole scrounging bastard when the dole subsidised my skating for years. Sorry to Nic for saying his new Harley was shit(it is)and for saying the Bulldog Bash was for weirdos. Sorry Luke for building you a shit deck that didnt work. Apologies to Norwich Union who didnt quote me happy and didnt appreciate the fart i did down the phone when i got the quote, thanks to Line Manager Lisa Lysholme who saw the funny side and didnt phone the police. Sorry to Dan for asking his girlfriend Ames to show me her tits (she did) and then showing you the photo on me phone hahahahahahaha, thanks for seeing the funny side. Vic sorry for calling the Pope a twat i know you are a devout Catholic who loves the Holy Father etc but you must agree the Dalai Lama is not a Chink.