The Reading Festival 2011

I mean....arguing over the relative meaning of Pulp lyrics or the Strokes ability to get a groove on? To be honest the whole Reading line up was like finding a Guardian journalists Ipod and having a quick flick through the tracks (before dropping into Cash Converters). It's all very twee and socially relevant and not a little shit.

Odd Future doubly so, riding a fixie on stage should be a good marker as to the lack of credentials this collective has. They are in fact very homophobic and "casually racist" doesn't tell half the story but the biggest crime? Crap Sound forge beats and lame bars the hip hop version of The Kooks.

The 'Frosty Jack' crowd, boo! If you're going to sit on your boyfriends shoulders mouthing lyrics a la John Redwood stylee at least get your knockers out and give the viewing public something interesting to see between thinking of letting the dog out for a piss and wondering whether its too late to eat an ice cream.